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Extremely long dick, at least 30 inches long
Hamish Mehta
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a man with a large penis and extremely muscular arms along with a sexy body.
"my boyfriend is such a hamish bevan"
"lucky mines just a luca"
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Hamish Mehta is a hot and sexy person. Just like this dick
Hamish Mehta looks bussin today
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big ol thiccc boi dont no how to spel or speaks properly
plays soccer when not in goaly hes fucking disabled
plays overwatch and probably watches hentai
looks like raoul silva with braces
hamish sainsbury is pretty fockin gay
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when a man puts his middle finger up his uncles anus untill he screams yes daddy.
i was at the family gathering and my nephew dirty hamished me
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3 dudes who sit on my table in English.
One of them is attracted to microwaves.
The other two are microwaves.
Please send help
Philosopher-Hamish: if you jump off the empire state building with a parachute, you’ll be falling for a few minutes. But if you jump off without a parachute, then you’ll be falling for the rest of your life.
Processor-Hannah.exe has stopped working
Observer-Lucas: Hannah’s last brain cells have D I S I N T E G R A T E D.
Thinker-Nicholas: Hannah had brain cells?
Hamish Lucas Nicholas
April 18th is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him.
Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s April 18th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Well I guess it is the right day
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