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People- can we please grow up by now? I think this Urban Dictionary thing is going too far. At first it was a cat fight, now every one in school is getting hit with this. Why can't everyone just back off of peoples biz. And when you hear something about someone, keep it to yourself, you don't look any cooler when you are gossiping.
I think it is dumb that another thing has to be written on here because so many more people have been put on here.
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when you pull out during anal sex and sign your name on their back with your poopy dick.
Don: You feel so good inside my ass....lets do this tomorrow...actually, lets get tatoos together.
Steve: I love you too, so for now I will just give you the john hancock.
Don: What is that?
Steve: Its when I sign your back.
Don: With what?
Steve: My dick.
Don: thats kinky. uh ah uh ah.....dont hurt me.
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1) An entrance or appearance that usually results in the damage or destruction of nearby scenery.
2) An intrusion on a conversation that completely kills it and creates an atmosphere of awkwardness.
Comes from the movie Hancock, where the main character, a superhero, made most of his entrances in the first half of the movie by slamming down on the ground from a high altitude, damaging the pavement and nearby property.
By accidentally driving her car into the convenience store, the old lady did a textbook Hancock Entrance
A Hancock Entrance in conversation
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the baseball game yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah! It was total bullshit. The shortstop missed the ball to make the last out!
Guy 1: I saw that. The thing went right between his legs
Guy 3: Your mom's thing went right between his legs!
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1. When someone sings a song that is similar to a Herbie Hancock so you can no longer think of the correct tune.
GUY1. "Rockit! ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba" GUY 2. no! thats Axel F! GUY 1. then how does rockit go? GUY 2. "ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba. DAMN now u got me doing it! Y'all herbie hancock blocked me!
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Being distracted by someone so much that you cant remember a Herbie Hancock reference you were about to say...as evidenced on an episode of the cleveland show.
Man 1:Remember that-that,damn it i forgot!
Man 2:How did you forget that fast?!
Man 1:You Herbie Hancock-blocked me!
Small town located in Texas border, 5x 6 man state champs where you will get shot if you get to some rancher land and will get pulled over by a state trooper for no reason
Fort Hancock Tx is the real deal man, alv
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