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When a guy is holding his own erected penis in his hand and another guy/girl moves his arm
Damn! that stupid girl only wanted to give me a dutch handjob, thats so lame!
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When a woman does kegels during sex.
She was giving it to me pretty good.Then she gave me a vagina handjob towards the end and i exploded all in her.
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Two parts orange Gatorade, one part P.Diddys Coconut Vodka, with a spritz of Coppertone’s moisture mist bronzing spray.
“So sir, what may I get you this evening”
“I’ll have an Alligator Handjob please”
“Yes sir, one Alligator Handjob coming up”
The act of rubbing cosmetic products on the hands of a prospective customer, as part of a sales pitch to convince that customer to buy the product. The practice originated from Israeli immigrants selling "sea salt" based lotions at mall Kiosks.
Person A: "Sorry I'm late.. I just got an Israeli Handjob from that girl in the food court."
Person B: "Please tell me you didn't buy those sea salts from her..."
Person A: "Hell no, I just sat there smiling while she wasted her time."
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To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won't start forcing you to walk to a friends.
"That chick got me so hot last night I almost pulled a Handjob Haney."
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A Nigger handjob is a handjob given from some one of the Afro-American (nigger) decent. It is commonly used as a form of currency. The "rate" of a nigger handjob varies from location and the hand size of the benefactor.
Dude, what do i owe you for that lighter? oh well i guess like 69 cents and a nigger handjob.
Ill give you this fried chicken and a nigger hand job for that kool-aid.
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A handjob when the only lubrication is the tears of the person giving the handjob.
After Mark insulted Tina's love making he was relegated to a sad handjob.
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