gonna have you naked by the end of this song

Final words utterred prior to revealing Janet Jackson's naked breast.

"Gonna Have you Naked By The End of This Song!"...Shhhhrrrripppp!!! Boobage!

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"I have to tell you something" moment

The scene in movies and tv shows when one person is about to tell another person something, but the other person interrupts and says something that convinces the first person not to say anything. The other person usually finds out the truth anyway. This scene is being over used in tv shows and chick flicks

The classic "I have to tell you something" moment

Girl: (thinking) I don't want to go out with this guy, he's weird! I'm gonna break up with him.

Guy:hey how are you?

Girl:I have to tell you something.

Guy:me too... My aunt just died after a long, painful battle with cancer and her dying wish was for me to give you her priceless diamond ring. So what were you gonna tell me?

Girl:Uhhh... (in fake voice) I just wanted to say I'm so excited were going out yaayyy...

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Who you have, not what you have

It is the presence of God in your life, not your possessions, that makes you a success—stop chasing material things and start a personal relationship with Him.

You may be financially naked, educationally unqualified, and not connected to people of influence, yet if you've faith in the power of the presence of God in your life, you can expect your nothings to turn into somethings—who you have, not what you have is what matters.

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i have a bridge for you

It means that you're gullible (in the sense that you're not city-slick), and the bridge in the phrase refers to the Brooklyn Bridge. If you believe that I will sell the Brooklyn bridge to you because you would go for it and think it's a bargain.

Georgia replied, "Snoball, if you believe that I have a bridge for you."

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I'm going to have to give you a duh on that!

Anytime one person says something silly or dumb that everyone around them knows to be true or fact about the person talking.

Senario 1:
Me: Man I'm sleepy.
You: Your always sleepy.
Me: I'm going to have to give you a duh on that!

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have you seen the world? o.O

when someone is acting retarded n is self centered in their little corner watching porn all day (Gay porn dumass who watches twmnv. Or is really out dated

Person 1: Oh shit where'd you get it

Me: ( looks at girlfriend)
Me: have you seen the world? o.O

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What have you done for me lately

Said to someone when they used to provide very helpful things, but no longer do

You used to give me great things, but -
What have you done for me lately?

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