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A piece of shit 'town' where hookers get murdered by 14 year old misguided youths and left naked under trucks. Also a good place to get robbed by a bum for your sandwich. Home of the University of New Haven, where the little spoiled criminal justice scenesters are scared of the poor people.
Waste Haven is where crackwhores go to die.
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The best bathroom in the office, one that isn't frequented very often, so you're free to do your nasty shitting in peace.
Where'd Jon go?
"off to his 2nd floor safe haven, he had general tso's chicken for lunch"
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where everyone is italian and knows everyone elses business. you can mlost likely find us at lowes , krawszers, wendys,the pavilion, seawall or a dunkin donuts parking lot. And no matter how much we say we hate our town no one really does.
wat other town has their own christmas song?
east haven kid 1: yo where is everyone goin tonight,.
east haven kid 2: man meet me at d.d. ill be there in like 10 mins then well go chill down at lowes yo.
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East Haven is a small town in CT known for its younger population of wannabe gangstas, roid-rage, greasy skin, obsession with the Gotti's, and fleet of suped up Honda Civics. Known in the 70's and 80's for its residents Camaros, big hair, and non-existent minority population, modern-day East Havener's are either trailer-park Momauguinites or snobbish Foxonites. Seniors abound in EH as the old guard of its mafia population is slowly dying off. A piss poor youth culture (of roid popping, no-sack guys and whorish girls) dominates EH which boasts of a Chili's, a bowling alley, and a Stop and Shop as its main attractions. In fact, most Easties flee town to do anything involving money (God forbid someone in town do well!). And worst of all, the concept "fair fight" is understood by no one - although real fights rarely occur (they are mostly shouting matchings that criticize people's moms and their cooking/sexual habits).
In a quick note, East Haven's girls are whores, guys have no balls, seniors control the town from 5AM to 11AM, and everyone thinks they make the best pasta sauce.
Wannabe Gangster from EH: Let's do it... meet me at the Green in an hour and we'll settle this.
Wannabe Gangster 2: Fine!
.... Later at the Green in East Haven, with 100's of civics lining the streets
Wannabe 1: You gonna do anything, or are we gonna wait for Officer Nick to come break this up?
Wannabe 2: Nah man, you might sue me. Besides, It took me an hour to do my hair all Gotti like this!
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A slum suburb on the Central Coast. There are quite a lot of caravan parks and housing commission in this area.
The altitude of this suburb is extremely low as it is a massive hole inhabited by residents which are mostly gangas, lads, eshays, bogans and goon-drinkers.
Geeze, she must live in Lake Haven
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the realest trillest and downright most kilelst part of M.E.M.P.H.I.S.
"black haven style, put the glock up to ya mouth..." Gangsta Boo
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A school in Sebastopol where all the teachers smoke pot and are definite hippies. It's a school where everyone sooner or later goes to Analy, unless you're stupid and go to Elmo over in Forestville. It's a school where there are no cheerleaders, but everyone wants the school mascot to be a seagull because they always bug everyone at lunch. It's a school where the band kids are cooler than the basketball team, and everyone wants to take woodshop because it's always called the best in the county. It's a school where everyone shows their school spirit, mainly because we always beat Hillcrest and Twin Hills. Most importantly, it's a school where everyone is accepted in the happiest town on earth.
Everyone says Brook Haven sucks, but hey, it's better than Twin Hills!
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