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Hitting the Hazards

Hitting the Hazards can be defined as one of two things. Number one, an individual hitting 2 blinkers back to back, or Number two, an individual hitting 2 blinkers simultaneously on multiple pens.

I tried Hitting the Hazards last night and I couldn't breathe for a little bit but I got *so stoned*.

by Barbalax August 25, 2023


Safety Hazard (Airport)

Daddy Brad using a laser pen to burn things on an airport. Daddy Brad should NOT be allowed on or near an airport. If you see him there, please report this to MI5 immediately.

Daddy brad is a safety hazard (Airport).

by misterblobbysmassiveshlong December 15, 2022


Hazard to the galaxy

A hazard to the galaxy is someone who upgrades from school threat, to menace to society, to danger to the nations, and is too much to handle making him a hazard to the galaxy.

Bob fox just threw the chair at the teacher for the 5th time? That’s it, he’s earned himself a bronze hazard to the galaxy badge.

by Youngboyisbettersadly September 14, 2021


Matthew Hazard

Massive cock and pulls bare under age girls

Wow he so call he’s such a Matthew Hazard

by Fat knob master November 23, 2021


Hazard

The name of the current best football player in the world (confirmed by football experts across the world). Could also be used as an adjective to describe the fear he puts into his opponents when he dribbles in their area.

- Hey, tell me the name of a football player better than Neymar, Messi and Ronaldo at the moment?
- Eden Hazard bro
- Oh shit yeah man he's amazing!

by Hazpillian October 14, 2018


HAZARD

some bitch who came back from the dead. oh, and she also likes sour patch kids, which is cool.

"Oh shit, Beth's dead."

"Oh, HAZARD did that. She felt silly. Too silly."

by Purple Nerd Creature July 27, 2023


Hazard

A great Belgian footballer who is currently playing at Chelsea. He has now officially moved to Real Madrid and will take on the great number 7.

Zidane: Eden Hazard will be great in Real Madrid! Now all we need is Mbappe, De Gea, Pogba and a few others...

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019