Heaps

An Aussie expression meaning a large amount of something or lots.

Friend: yo, what’s your favourite type or shoes?
Aussie: idek i got heaps

Heap

Some trash or other

"Look at this heap!"

Stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap

A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate

I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs

cats march to the ash heap

Bad case of diarrhea. Repeated trips to the bathroom

He can’t go hiking because he has the cats March to the ash heap.

way heaps

another word for "totally", "soooo" or "fully"

Dude that band last night was way heaps radical, man.

Over-heaping

having its contents piled above the brim or edge, spilling out and piled even on the handle

Gabby was making coffee and scooped an over-heaping amount of coffee grounds into the coffee maker filter.

Slag Heap

A large pile of stones between Masham and Leeds UK, where lovers under time pressure rendezvous for sexual encounters, usually in a car. Not as creepy as a "dogging" location. But definitely more freaky than "Lookout Point" after the prom in an American movie.

"Got t' kids tonight luv. Quickie at t' Slag Heap after work?"

"Happy St. Patrick's Day. Would you like to celebrate it with me at the Slag Heap?"

"Horny as fuck. Wanna get Hulk Smashed behind the Slag Heap."

When particularly busy and text messages must be kept brief:
"Slag Heap?"