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A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate
I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs
Like its unenjoyable but heaps more.
That was Heaps unenjoyable ay bro
A large pile of stones between Masham and Leeds UK, where lovers under time pressure rendezvous for sexual encounters, usually in a car. Not as creepy as a "dogging" location. But definitely more freaky than "Lookout Point" after the prom in an American movie.
"Got t' kids tonight luv. Quickie at t' Slag Heap after work?"
"Happy St. Patrick's Day. Would you like to celebrate it with me at the Slag Heap?"
"Horny as fuck. Wanna get Hulk Smashed behind the Slag Heap."
When particularly busy and text messages must be kept brief:
"Slag Heap?"
To be completely overwhelmed by the situation at hand
Josh was a slow learner and had heaps on trying to learn too many new skills at once
Bad case of diarrhea. Repeated trips to the bathroom
He can’t go hiking because he has the cats March to the ash heap.
To steal or to be spitting game
Tod was heapping on those how's.
A horny little divil mad for a shkelp of pints. Usually shite at pool.
Hey that guy just lost a game of pool! Such a Heap O Clay!