Hello kitty Imperial Japanese propaganda used by the nation of Japan to conceal the war crimes committed by the Japanese during world war II, crimes so bad that the Nazis told them to chill
Imperial Japanese general 1: we massacred so many civilians, how will we cover our tracks?
Imperial Japanese General 2: So there’s this cat that is really cute and will sell to small children around the world. I think I’ll call her Hello Kitty, UwU!!!
Imperial Japanese General 1: Genius.
Hello Kitty a cute fun character, also known by her real name Kitty White, is a fictional character created by Yuko Shimizu, currently designed by Yuko Yamaguchi, and owned by the Japanese company Sanrio. Sanrio depicts Hello Kitty as an anthropomorphized white cat with a red bow and no visible mouth.
Boy: I heard you like Hello Kitty.
Girl: I do!
Full exposure, whether intentional or unintentional, of one's vagina, vajayjay, Virginia, or Derrick Vageater; when said exposure catches partner by surprise or in a state of morning arrousal . This is often used as a greeting salutation or fun pet name. Can be used in a playful but challenging way such as Hello Kitty I see we meet again!
Rolling over in bef early morning: Hello Kitty!
Favorite brunch dish? ANS :Hello Kitty
Hello Kitty is fucking gay and made only for fucking pedophiles and weebs, she have a extremely bad design, fucking stupid cat, weeby unkawaii, fucking weird black eyes, weird nose and she not having mouth (WTF DOES IT EXIST?!?!?), she fucking sucks because she just a weeby ripoff of Tom from Tom and Jerry and hello kitty is made for weebs.
Me: Hello Kitty is fucking weird, and she need to have a huge penis to kill these fucking cringe weebs, she looks like a fucked shitty ass cat and she's not kawaii (weebs for "cute").
Fucking Gays: oMg gUyS, hElLo kItTy hAs fInAlLy hAvE a hUgE pEnIS dIcK pOrN aNuS aNaL oRaL hEnTaI vAgInA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
only bad bitches love hello kitty hoessss
person 1 : hey did yk that bad bitches loveee hello kitty
person 2 : hyyy broo always ong
A Hello Kitty Coin Purse is an extremely prolapsed vagina.
The dildo that I ordered was way too big. It ended up giving me a pretty sick hello kitty coin purse.