hiking drama

Hiking Drama is caused by a number of things.

1. Everyone in the hiking community Fucking each other like it’s Band Camp.

2. Being a dead beat. Posting pictures of hikes you did during the week when you should be working or taking care of your kids
3. Falling in love with a hiker every other month. Saying this is my soul mate and, hashtagging #thisistheone every time, Then breaking up with them and putting every dirty detail all over social media.

Dooode! That Hiking Bunny is causing all kinds of Hiking Drama.

Banana Hike

When two people, at least one with a penis, sneak off to perform sexual acts.

See also: 'Love rug ramble' for the lesbian alternative.

Person 1: Where have Jon and Lisa gone? They've been ages.

Person 2: Pretty sure they snook off on a banana hike.

Person 1: Ah. Typical.

Happy Hike

A proposition made to a person to give you head.

Stems from the person following your happy trail.

"Hey Babe, you wanna work out - why don't you take a happy hike?"

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hiking out

This is a sailing term. When there is a steady wind, the wind passes over the boat and onto the sail. This causes the boat to tip to one side. To try and keep the boat as flat as possible and maximize speed, the crew leans back as far as s/he can over the side of the boat.

Winning the race depended upon Donna's ability to hike out as far as she could and to keep the boat flat.

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Hike dyke

A hippie dyke, one who might wear flowy skirts or flannel and jeans, and leads a natural/healthy lifestyle (perhaps vegetarian or vegan, etc)

"Woah, that hike dyke has probably not washed her hair for like... ever."

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bitch hike

Verb; To constantly bums rides off friends. This can be due to a mumber of reasons including but not limited to a lack of liscense, lack of a car, or suspended liscense.

Lucas, go bitch hike someone else today, the cost of gas has been through the roof lately.

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Kate Hikes

An antisemitic troll name which switches the "K" and "H" in the offensive sentence "Hate Kikes". This is commonly used in online trolling communities to offend the Jewish community.

Person 1: Hey, this person named Kate Hikes joined our discord server. Who the fuck is this?
Person 2: Oh, they're just trolling. They hate Jews.

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