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When you hit clapstain in the tit with a tennis ball
Guy1: i hit clapstain in the titty with a tennis ball
Guy2: did that hurrted her
Clapstain: that shit hurrted
Guy3: so your a titty hitter
The practice of masterbating alternatively with the left and right hand. This prevents ones dick from bending to the left or right after many years of jerking it.
Women love my straight cock. The secret is being a switch hitter.
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When he or she maturbates with there non dominate hand.
its hard to be a switch hitter.
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A piece used for smoking pot.
Brian: Hey, Bill.. Pass the pinch hitter
Bill: Suck dick and die, Brian
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A Sneak-a-tokers tool. A Fakie. A Bat. One-hizzle, pizzle, fakie, bat, one hitter, one, hitter, sneak-a-toke, where's the food at?,one-hiter, won-hit her, juan hit her, Whurr's the queso?
Mary passed by Jane and said, "High, can I bum a smoke?". Jane replied, "its a one-hitter". "What do you mean," asked Mary. "It's fake you noob" replied Jane as she turned in disgust and walked away to find some queso.
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high-heeled shoes, often used by young women to "hit hos" that talk too much or start drama.
"I'd better wear my ho hitters to the club tonight in case one of these females get in my face and I have to go off."
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A pinch hitter is someone who hits people while they're pinching one off.
Pete was quietly pinching a loaf when a wiffle bat came over the divider and hit him in the back of the head.
It was Ignacio the infamous pinch hitter, whose maniacal laughter echoed around the washroom as he ran away.
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