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1. A person, who has dedicated their life to accumulating small, domesticated furry felines in a variety of breeds. This person continuously accepts more cats into their dwelling and lets them breed together to create more cats all while keeping them stocked in a closely guarded quarters in their living space.
Pat loved cats so much she renamed herself Tabby.
Tabby was such a Cat Hoarder, that when she thought one was stuck in her recliner, she didn’t even realize that it was not a recliner, but a pile of cats, stuck in cats.
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An uptight person who refuses to show their true humanity by sticking to a strict and unattainable code of conduct. Also they think their farts don't stink.
Jim was such a fart hoarder at that meeting.
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a group or collection of many; a range from a dozen plus one to a dozen plus infinity: from the practice among hoarders and other pack rats of accumulating more items than is necessary, warranted, or even healthy. The paradox of simultaneously having too many and also not enough of a particular item or experience. Often used as hyperbole.
1. I got a great deal on the hoarder's dozen of shoes I bought on sale.
2. There are a hoarder's dozen Starbucks near my house.
3. She has a hoarder's dozen Facebook friends.
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Someone who never deletes their tabs on their web browser. To have lots of tabs open.
My brother is a tab hoarder, he never deletes his porn tabs.
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someone who washes thier car but fails to clean the wheels.. this person will appear to have fully blacked out rims in the front because they dont know shit about wheel care or just dont give a shit .. it looks like shit clean your fucking wheels with some eagle one cleaner
yo , you see that fucking car, its nice but the person who owns it is such a brake dust hoarder
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An obsession for state quarters that renders a sufferer incapable of spending a them. They must save every state quarter they come into contact with. Also known as QHD.
I just picked up 3 MN Quarters at Subways, maybe they will sell me some more. "Boy I could use a soda, but all I have is state quarters, water it is, damn that Quarter Hoarder Disorder."
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A mentally deranged Ape induced deadly methamphetamine levels that sees toilet paper as gold bars.
Karen is a toilet paper hoarder
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