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Canada's game (need I say more...)
Team Canada wins the gold against Team USA with 12 minutes & 20 seconds left in overtime (thanks to the MIRACLE goal scored by Crosby) on Februrary 28th at the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics. Thus Canada has earned 14 gold medals in total (breaking a former record held by the former Soviet Union for 13 gold medals at the 1976 Innsbruck Olympics).
hockey is Canada's game, don't get it twisted!
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the best damn sport ever
you have to be fast, make quick descions, have hand eye coordination, balance, you gotta be strong and so much more
Twirl Girl: Why on Earth do you play hockey?
Girl who plays Hockey: I don't know I refuse to look like a cheerleader on ice
Twirl Girl: Hmmph..
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A world-leading sport, stronger than basketball, baseball and American football. American's are just overly conceited to realize this and still thinks the world revolves around them (oops, China owns your ass now!). That is why hockey is played all over Europe and is actually in the Olympics, unlike basketball, baseball and American football. I rest my case.
American: "Hockey sucks!"
World: "The US of A sucks!"
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To beat another team by a large margin, generally making a show of them.
The Red Sox hockeyed the Yankees last night, 15 runs to three
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it is just boxing on ice. no one actually watches hockey for the hcokey they watch it for the fights. How can it be the best sport in the world when no one actually wants to watch them play the sport.
The hockey game was boring until there was this sick ass fight
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violent sex or other violent sexual acts
"we played some hockey in the back seat of the car"
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best fucking sport in the world. all the guys i kno at school that play football are fuckin pussies. and im tired with people steriotyping hockey with a sport where all you do is fight. they need to fucking learn the game and realize that you fuckin screw ur team over if you fight and you cant just go around hitting kids with sticks, that would be a slash you dumb bitches. and im also sick of canadians calling out americans. im american and im a die hard hockey fan. i lived in canada for a while and loved it. if ur canadian and reading this please realize that there are tons of people that adore hockey. i live in michigan so i guess its easy to love hockey here cause our other sports teams suck exspecially the lions. i hate basketball pussies that cant take shit. you dont even have to try out for football at our school you just make the team. and hockey doesnt have drug problems like every other sport. so all the retards that havent played or watch hockey yet you need to stop dogging it. cause you cant say shit unless youve laced up your skates and held a stick and have taken a slapshot to the throught and broke a kids stick on your chest and broke your collarbone in 3 place from getting boarded. you pussy shits
american deuche bag: football is tougher than hockey
hockey players: say it again bitch and well rip you spleen out through your cock
american deuche bag: id like to see that assholes
hockey players: alright you hold him down and ill do the dirty work. alright
splat squirt
american deuche bag: in a very high pitched voice. ooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwieeeeeeeeee. *cries like a basketball pussy*
hockey players: shut ur fucking mouth ive seen worse things in the locker room. hockey locker rooms are where 30% of all rapes in the world happen.
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