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I'll have a Honeymoon Salad - lettuce alone, no dressing.
The act of a woman placing her cupped hand over her cum filled pussy then sitting on her male suitor’s face to perform oral stimulation with cum dripping down.
Guy 1: “I loaded my girlfriend’s snatch with cum last night.”
Guy 2: “Oh man! Did she get pissed?”
Guy 1: “Nah! She gave me a Honeymoon Cocktail.”
Guy 2:“I must say, I never indulged.”
Guy 1:“She keeps the semen in her vagina with a cupped hand then sits on your face for some tongue manipulation allowing the cum to ooze out into your mouth.”
Guy 2: “Is that gay?”
Guy 1: “No! That is not gay!”
a period of harmony where someone commits to taking action to preserve, improve and celebrate their well-being and happiness.
I am in the self honeymoon phase of my life.
Putting honey in one’s ass and eating it in a sexual manor. Mainly occurs after a wedding.
“Bro, my wife and I plan on honeymooning all day the day after the wedding. I can taste the honey ass from here.”
When you jizz in your newly Weds mouth and she spits it back in your mouth then you eat here pussy causing pregnancy
I gave my wife the honeymoon special last night.
A murder-suicide.
Person 1: Hey have you heard from Johnny and Mary lately? Feels like they disappeared.
Person 2: Oh you didn't know? They went off on a Philadelphia honeymoon last Christmas? Mary found out Johnny was cheating on her and she took him out with a .38 special and then turned it on herself. Ain't no coming back from that.
A murder-suicide, caused by any number of reasons.
Person 1: Hey have you heard from Johnny and Mary recently?
Person 2: Oh you didn't hear? They went off on a Philadelphia Honeymoon last Christmas. He found out she was cheating on him with Phil.