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1. When you are in the mood to just lie down and relax or go to sleep.
2. When you are in the mood to make love or just have raw passionate sex on the bed.
Lacey(wearing her bathrobe after taking a shower): You know Steve, I am so in the horizontal mood right now.
Steve: You're tired? That's understandable after a whole night of dancing together.
Lacey: No, honey, not in the sense of being 'tired.' *giggles* *quickly opens up her bathrobe, revealing her naked body in full glory*
Steve: GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGIDY! *gets it on with Lacey*
Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.
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Term for gettin' it on, having sex.
I bet Jack and Sue did a little horizontal hustle last night>
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Any behavior perceived as hostile or aggressive by one's peers.
Nurse Ratchet was angry about being written up for horizontal abuse just because she rolled her eyes at her trainee.
Having sex on the deadman's land between two nations, where the man is in one country and the woman is in the other. Ideally the sex is done in lotus, or an otherwise symmetrical position, so that neither person needs a passport to commit the act.
Andra and I totally did the horizontal bordercross last night, and the feds couldn't do anything! So hot!
When a person is acting extra without an expected cause.
You horizontal dipshit!
One-night stand or booty call.
Usually preceeds the "Walk of Shame"
Jennifer: Steve and I had a horizontal date last night.
When you're getting a blow job while standing and right as you cum, pull out and spray it everywhere like a human sprinkler head
She was giving head and I showed my appreciation by giving her the horizontal snowblower. Man that shit was everywhere!