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when a penis become erect at an unwanted time
see also morning wood or stiffy
Steve had a frozen hose, so he looked at some granny porn before going to work
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See that garden hose over there? Turn it on and shove it up your butt.
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To properly pull off a firemans hose you must first have sex with a woman, and when you are about to ejaculate you pull out and let a little drool run onto her back. When she proceeds to turn over you blow your load all over her face and or chest.
Dude last night i totally firemans hose (d) this chick, it was all over!
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Fucked up shitty ass hookah that blows straight ass into your mouth
fuck this muthafuckin goddamn ross hose you twat
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A goofy ahh way of saying penis (because pee is yellow like lemonade and comes out of a tubular object)
Quandale Dingle: My acquaintance Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut was spotted giving his father’s lemonade hose twisty wisties
Fire truck A. Man you see all the hose whores out today To fire truck B.
to break something or mess it up
"Peter, don't hose up the sales report this week."