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when a penis become erect at an unwanted time
see also morning wood or stiffy
Steve had a frozen hose, so he looked at some granny porn before going to work
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See that garden hose over there? Turn it on and shove it up your butt.
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To properly pull off a firemans hose you must first have sex with a woman, and when you are about to ejaculate you pull out and let a little drool run onto her back. When she proceeds to turn over you blow your load all over her face and or chest.
Dude last night i totally firemans hose (d) this chick, it was all over!
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Fucked up shitty ass hookah that blows straight ass into your mouth
fuck this muthafuckin goddamn ross hose you twat
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Fire truck A. Man you see all the hose whores out today To fire truck B.
A goofy ahh way of saying penis (because pee is yellow like lemonade and comes out of a tubular object)
Quandale Dingle: My acquaintance Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut was spotted giving his father’s lemonade hose twisty wisties
to break something or mess it up
"Peter, don't hose up the sales report this week."