hospitality food

"food" that causes extreme gastro-intestinal distress... this food can be found at Johnson & Wales University, which ironically is a culinary school.

Dude, i ate hospitality food for lunch, then i had the shits an hour later!

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Hospital Pass

A sub-optimal or imprecise pass, usually in football, which leaves the intended receiver at high risk of injury due to the fact that in order to successfully receive, he must extend himself, while at the same time, the opposing player has a chance of intercepting the pass if he lunges in. Thus the lunging tackle coupled with the fact that the intended receiver is not in the best position to avoid or ride the tackle makes the possibility of injury quite high.

Commentator #1: Oh, he's sold Ramsey a bit short there. That's a bit of a hospital pass I'm afraid

Commentator #2: ...and in comes Shawcross....

Both Commentators: Ooooooohhhh!

Commentator #1: We're going to need a stretcher

Commentator #2: I think I'm going to be sick...

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hospital surf

Typically in an area with several hospitals in it, a person with no cigarettes or money, walks from hospital to hospital, scoping out the outside ashtrays fer smokable cigarette butts...After the last hospital is hit, you go back to the first...By this time, hopefully, there will be a whole new generation of fresh butts to smoke.

After Gennie locked me out, I was stuck fer a place to go, so to kill time, I hospital surfed, smokin' like a chimney the whole time.

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hospital high

really, really, stoned on ganja

smoking some weed with friends that was so strong i was hospital high

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Hospital Job

Beating someone to such a degree that he or she must stay overnight in a hospital.

"Christ, my new boss could really use a hospital job."

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Children’s Hospital

A place in which billy goes to moleste kids

“Billy are you a virgin?”
“Not if the kids from the children’s hospital count”

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Poole Hospital

A small conhabation of termites, MRSA, and coma patients faicies located in the best part of england, the south.

Also contains: Doctors, unqualified doctors(nurses), patients, E343, E321, Corn starch, yo mamma.

Warning: If you visit this place you probably have somthing horribly wrong with you

Dude i just went to poole hospital

I know i can see the torrent of blood.

Hey man, poole hospital just took out my apendix,

Ye, leave out the anthopomorphism, blood, is a buildin' innit.

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