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A man who usually wears a red hat who is an asshole when the camera is off.
Man, Jordan is a complete, total Hot Pocket
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When in a sleeping bag, and you break wind. i.e. Much like a Dutch Oven but in an enclosed setting such as a sleeping bag.
A real, genuine hot pocket, in the setting of a zipped up sleeping bag would be to shart.
I was lying in a sleeping bag on the floor and farted, it was hot and smelly, much like a hot pocket.
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When you take a crap in a girls vagina.
That hot pocket really burned last night. Did you eat mexican?
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When someone gets so obese that "hot pockets," or patches of fat, form on their lower back. The person becomes so plump that these two spots on the back become taught rolls that look like hot pockets - the food.
I finally got hot pockets, I guess I'm ready for Gastric Bypass Surgery now!
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Hot pocket is in other words for Sarah she is a mf hot pocket
"Sarah looks like a hot pocket"
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The most sacred of holy foods. Also known as the God of all things microwaved and delicious. It blesses all whom of which it touches and is the creator of all pocketed life.
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When you go into someones house, casually walk into their bedroom, crawl onto the bed, pull down your pants and take a massive shit between the sheets and fold them back over for your victim to find.
When I got home from work I wanted to just lie down and take a nap, but some asshole had been hot pocketing and my fucking bed was full of shit so I had to spend the afternoon burning my bed instead.
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