Hotdog Man

When you're at a gas station and a man who is absolutely blanked out tells you about the infamous hotdog man who terrorizes the bathrooms east of the Mississippi. He may kill you and then shit of your corpse leaving you in the local gas station bathroom.

Cr1tiKal: hey man I gotta go use the shitter real bad can I get the key
Blanked man: hotdog man

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Hotdog Bitch

A degrading term for someone or something who is a real bitch.

That guy is afraid of heights, what a hotdog bitch.
Stop being such a hotdog bitch and do it.

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selling hotdogs

When one ventures in public with their zipper down. Though geared towards males, the term can be applied to either gender.

Hey dude, you have a license to sell hotdogs? No? Then zip your fly up, bro.

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Hotdog In A Hallway

When laying the pipe, you realize your dick isn't even touching the walls of her vagina, kind of like tossing a hotdog in a hallway. Most frequently happens when banging the neighborhood trick or if you're slinging a small dick.

There is no feeling like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

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Hotdog or Taco?

A question to ask anyone to figure out their true sexuality.

Dude: Hey, dude, HotDog or Taco?

Dude: Oh man, Tacos.

*STRAIGHT*

Dude: Hey, dude, Hotdog or taco?

Dude: Um, I guess I like hotdogs more.

*GAY*

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Hotdog Song

The songs hotdogs make when you put them in the microwave for too long. Sort of a high pitched wistle.

Guy: Dude, I think you put the hotdog in there for too long...
Other Guy: Nah, dude. I love to hear the hotdog song
Hotdog: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOO

Hotdog Man

A weird mustard colored hotdog that scares many. Can also be used to describe complete and utter shock or wonder when observing a video.

Idiot: what is that hot dog man doing?
Normal guy: what did you say?
Idiot: what is that hotdog man doing?