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When you're having sex, you smoke a cigar and blow the smoke up into the chick's vag.
Me: "I gave your mom the smoky hotel last night."
Friend: "Yeah, well fuck you."
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A guest who spends more time in the lobby than their room. Usually talking to reception staff about uninteresting facts that no body asked about.
Guest: .... and you got to roll your fingers in a downwards motion. Don't tug at it, alot of people think its a tugging motion because it looks that way, but its not...
Receptionist1: oh .... I see?
half an hour later, the guest has just left the lobby. Receptionist is catching up on paper work with a colleague.
Receptionist2: So what was the hotel lobbyist going on about?
Receptionist1:I think he was teaching me how to milk a cow or something?
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Guy: have you seen hazbin hotel
Child: yes and I loved it
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A highly addicting virtual chatroom. Took me 2 years to finally quit but thankfully I never spent a penny on it.
Habbo Hotel was actually fun back in '02-04 when all the exploits weren't patched... now Habbo has it's safety BS crammed up the ass.
It just plain sucks now. If you're not 'hott' or have lots of 'furni', you probably won't make very many friends on there.
If you've never been on Habbo Hotel, consider yourself lucky and stay far away from it. If you must however, don't pay! Whatever you do, do NOT support them!
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A virtual internet community that has become a common raid target for 4chan's /b/ (random) image board. Oftentimes /b/-tards create /b/lockades by placing their characters in a doorway or other bottleneck, blocking off access to other areas and generally pissing everyone off. Although Habbos absolutely hate this practice, most /b/-tards regard it as simply funny as hell.
"/b/lockade time!'"
~Anonymous, calling his fellow anonymii to Habbo Hotel
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Tokio Hotel is a German pop rock band, formed in Magdeburg, Germany. The members of the band consist of Bill Kaulitz, singer, Tom Kaulitz(twin brother to bill), electric guitar, Gustav Schäfer, drummer, and Georg Listing, the bassist. The band started out in 2001 and was originally known as Devilish, before taking on the name tokio hotel. There audiance consists of mostly girls.
Tokio because the city is crazy and exciting and hotel because they travel alot.
I personally think Tokio Hotel is a great band and extremly hot, but that just my opinion and many other girls in europe.
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