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What a bunch of dumb ass military and military dependapotamuses say to businesses when you don't bend over and give them what they want when they are wrong.
Something that you hear a million times a day if you work in customer service around military people.
Upon moving out of your apartment, you get charged to clean it when you move out. (Because you didn't clean it) HOW DARE THEY! Don't they know that you're in the military???? So you march into their office and let them know that they are totally unprofessional, stupid and fat. And you tell them "I'm going to the Garrison and I'm toing to get you blacklisted"
You eat out at a restaurant and they don't offer a military discount. HOW DARE THEY! Don't they know that you're in the military????? So you refuse to pay your bill and instead yell at the busboy (who has absolutely NO say in their policy) "I'm going to get you blacklisted"
You come home from a deployment and purchase a $40,000 vehicle, even though you only make $22,000 per year. You don't make any but the first two payments and the repo man comes to pick up your ride. HOW DARE THEY! Don't they know that you're in the military????? So you threaten the tow truck driver with your Glock and tell him "I'm going to get you blacklisted"
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1. A mean come back.
2. A phrase for showin anger
I'm going to kick you in the eye twice if you say that one more time!
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Use this phrase in times of extreme anger towards other people, when your brain isn't functioning well enough to put together a logical, coherent threat.
I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.
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I'm going to defeat you with the utmost originality and perfection.
Jon: Ramble Ramble Ramble, screw you guys, I'm going home.
Tal: Jon, I'm going to phalanx you Macedonian style.
Teacher: I'm not sure whether to send you to the principles office or give you commendation.
Why does it need a definitionn.
If you need to know then it's when you're in a state of embarrassment and shame, and focus your chakras at your friends in an abusive manner
Red face Abusing friend
Gareth : Hey kiera *blah blah blah*
Kiera : *red face* Gareth I'm going to hit you and you're going to die!
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I'M HANGING ON TO THE OTHER SIDE. I WON'T GIVE UP TILL THE END OF ME! I'M WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE STARS COLLIDE! NOW FACE IT, YOUR JUST AN ENEMY!
I'M HANGING ON TO THE OTHER SIDE. I WON'T GIVE UP TILL THE END OF ME! I'M WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE STARS COLLIDE! NOW FACE IT, YOUR JUST AN ENEMY!
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When you slap someone so hard that you make them enter a different galaxy
Guy 1: I'm gonna slap you so hard that you'll leave the Milky Way galaxy.
Guy 2: Haha, no. You can't do tha-
Guy 1: *slaps Guy 2*
Guy 2: *escapes Earth's gravity*
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