Used to avoid responsibility for some onerous task.
Andy: Karl, the SVN server is bust.
Karl: I don't do that shit.
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When you just dont care, could also be paired with I dont give a fuck
I don't give a shit, cause i don't give a fuck, and if i gave a shit, i might just give a fuck, but i don't give a shit so i don't give a fuck
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The act of not caring about something.
-Derp: Hey, can you go clean up th--
-Herp: I don't give a shit.*Flies away*
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when someone loses something it is the answer to the question if you have seen the object.
-hey have you seen my pencil?
-motha fucka i smoked yo pencil.
-hey have you seen the remote?
-motha fucka i smoked yo remote
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What one says while they are running towards the bathroom. Usually when the turtle is poking its head out and they are very close to having an accident in their pants.
*At the Office*
Don: Yah Bruce this weekend I took the family to-"
Tommy: "I GOTTA TAKE A SHIIIIIIIIIIT" (as he runs past the water cooler down the hallway to the bathrooms)
Don: "-to, ah, man.... i hope that Tommy gets to the bathroom in time."
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yes yes u are
"am i a piece of shit"
"yes"
-mom
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The most polite and courtesy way of telling someone to leave you alone.
some poser asshole: Well like, I was at the mall and like blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
Me: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
poser jizzmonger: *walks away crying*
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