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An excuse people use on the internet when someone calls them out on their stupidity. The implication being they screwed up because they're tired.
"I'm drunk" is a related excuse.
Guy 1: Obama bailed out the banks because he's a socialist.
Guy 2: Actually, that was George Bush.
Guy 1: Oh yeah... I need to go to bed.
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They're really horny to function; they want to f*ck asap
baby I need my issue right now
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help, I need somebody
help, not just anybody
help, I need somebody
help, not just anybody
help, you know I need someone, help
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you sleep to much and you have to git up and watch jake paul
do you know what i need my bed?
The use of the phrase “I need an Uncle Deavien!!” is to express that you need help to get through something new from someone who’s been in your position before and learned the lesson. You cannot make contact with the supernatural. Uncle Deavien passed away and used to give advice from his perspective when he went through something new to you that you can’t handle. Uncle Deavien is still helping you with absolute 0 contact. Uncle Deavien is Childless and you filled that spot he will help you for eternity.
Yo! Have you heard of the phrase “I need an Uncle Deavien!!” ?
(I need an Uncle Deavien!!) - The use of the phrase “I need an Uncle Deavien!!” is to express that you need help to get through something new from someone who’s been in your position before and learned the lesson. You cannot make contact with the supernatural. Uncle Deavien passed away and used to give advice from his perspective when he went through something new to you that you can’t handle. Uncle Deavien is still helping you with absolute 0 contact. Uncle Deavien is Childless and you filled that spot he will help you for eternity.
The need to poop EXTREMELY bad to the poin it starts to come out and leaves brown marks on your underwear, also farting is dangerous.
Hey hows it goin?
Oh its good. OMG I NEED TO POOP!
Nice dude.
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Zelenskyy: I need ammunition, not a ride
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