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If you say this sentence you will instantly do something incredibly stupid in the next 10 seconds that usually involves glitches or just plain stupidity
i am, i am gaming. oh shit i just clipped through the entire map
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1. An exasperation; An expression of one's deeply seated desire to be bequeathed the knowledge necessary to read and comprehend advanced literature, such as road signs and Eric Carl's "The Hungry Hungry Caterpillar", the latter of which is often considered to be the epitome of postmodernist literature.
2. In a metaphorical sense, a display of one's dismay after having conducted what is often known as a "slip of the tongue" while performing the act of reading literature. In this case, it should not be seen as one literally being incapable of reading, rather as a cry for forgiveness after one has botched the reading of a passage.
3. A deeply rooted metaphysical desire often believed to be the root of all suffering. A desire to read is very often perceived by scholars to be the cause of some of the most tragic events in human kind. A notable example of such a tragedy include Thirty Years' War, in which Austrian Catholics were unable to read the Protestant North German and Scandinavian bibles, leading to armed conflict between both parties as neither could perceive that they were, in fact, reading the same book.
1. "I tried to find the Inn but sadly my illiteracy prevented me from reading roadside signs and I was regulated to sleeping under a bridge. Damn I wish I could read."
2. Susanne: "Look Hon, it says here that you can bake a cookie for free."
Susanne's Hon, Richard: "Are you sure that is what is truly written down? Perhaps you might wish to take a further look at the statement you have just provided me, for it seems as though you had a slip of the tongue."
Susanne: "Damn I wish I could read."
3. Ferdinand II, Holy Roman Emperor: "Gustavus, what are these books you have handed me? They are completely illegible, any true bible should be written in Latin! Not some strange viking tongue!"
Gustavus Adolphus, King of Sweden: "Why, they are the bible my fine fellow. They are merely written in the language of my people, Swedish, as many Swedes cannot comprehend Latin."
Ferdinand II, Holy Roman Emperor: "Heresy I say! this means war!"
Gustavus Adolphus, King of Sweden: "Damn I wish I could read."
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A meme.
200 pound 6'5 athletic monster, whose skills were demo'd in his video when he completely destroyed a camera.
"Hey, did you see that one video?"
"Oh yeah, HERE I COME I AM CINNAMON"
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A song written by Whats her face, whom should be the leader of teen girl squad in my personal opinion.
I think I have a chance with this guy!
I hope I do a dance with this guy!
I hope I put a trance on this guy!
I think I'll lend some pants to this guy!
Hope I go to France with this guy!
Think I'll put some ants on this guy!
Guy guy guy guy
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A nicer way of telling someone " please don't reject my ideas, I think I know what I am doing"
Boy: jenn I think I wanna marry you.
Girl: John, lol, lets date first, then we'll figure out if we'll get married.
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When someone believes that sharing certain information could lead to negative consequences for themselves.
- In terms of how this game panned out in the end, just how big an impact did those two sendings-off have?
- I prefer really not to... not to speak. If I speak I am in big trouble. In big trouble. And I don't want to be in big trouble.
Fortnite kid is saying this beacuse he is braindead.
Means that he got Easy dubs, a word "dubs-dub" is emote from fortnite a game
And he said it
I got ez dubs
too ez
can i get sheesh
I said i got ez dubs
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