I have portland

slang term for “I have a very gay lifestyle and enjoy having sex with lots and lots of hot dudes.”

“Hey jimmy, I have Portland!!”
“good for you bud”

I have AIDS

Something you say to fill awkward silences.

Mary: "So...... what's new with you?"

Tim: ............. "I have AIDS."

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I have all

Meaning a guy who has alot of hunnies

Dude, you are a loser. No I have all!

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i have no filter

you dont care what you say and dont think before you say it.

"Wow you really just said that!" "Yeah, because I have no filter."

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I have no clue

She has no clue.

Brian:"any ideas?"
Morgyn:"I have no clue."
Brian:"She has no clue."

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I Have No Neck

Expression used by the father of the WOMAN, who has no neck.

Wes: Hey guys Glenn's dad has no neck.
The Woman: My dad does have a neck!
Glenn II: I have no neck!
The Woman: No dad, You do have a neck!
Glenn II: Listen up son or daughter, I HAVE NO NECK!

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I have a boyfriend

Girls who renege on interracial romance at the last minute because her friends have threatened to ostracize her from the herd.

Bai Lin: I have a boyfriend.

Maurice: Who is your Cunt Nazi?

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