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I Love Dick

Gay people feel this way.

Johnny said I love dick.

by Plasmic Ashes January 6, 2019

17πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


I Love You

The three most hardest words to say in the english language...but that was a long time ago. Now, people be saying that all the time to just about anybody.

Person 1: Hi! I LOVE YOU!
Stranger: ok...I love you, too

by babigotback November 14, 2006

637πŸ‘ 318πŸ‘Ž


i love you

The three words that a girl craves for. In a guys eyes, the exact words that you say just to get the girl in the bed. I love you means something at some point. But when you are a teenager and a guy pressures you to have sex and they say "If you love me, you'll do this" it is the direction to regret and guilt. trust me i know. I love you are the words that contain the pain that a girl finds after she makes that mistake. I love you, are only words.

guy: i love you
girl: i love you too
a few days later
guy: wanna have sex?
girl: no, not now
guy: If you love me, you'll have sex with me
girl: okay
she regrets everyday and hears those words during her sleep

by megan schwartz February 20, 2008

110πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


I LOVE YOU

I WANNA BE WITH YOU FOREVER UNTIL WE DIE. THAT MEANS THAT I WANT TO BUY A HOUSE WITH YOU AND HAVE YOUR KIDS AND START A FAMILY WITH YOU AND TRAVEL WITH YOU AND MEET YOU AND I WANNA MEET YOUR FAMILY AND YOU CAN MEET MINE AND WE CAN LIVE HAPPILY AND GET MARRIEDπŸ₯ΊπŸ˜©πŸ˜­ i want to do so much with you in life like omg. i just want to kiss you and hug you and cuddle with you and spend all the holidays with you like omg. i want to spend valentines day with you, halloween with you, christmas with you, highschool and collage, i hope we go to the same collage together that would be so cool πŸ₯Ί just imagine like woah

β€œNO I MEAN, I LOVE YOU LOVE YOU. THIS IS FOREVER. THERE IS NO END TO THIS.”

by VopeSammie February 15, 2021

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


I Love Lamp

A quote from "Anchorman - The Ledgend of Ron Burgandy"

Brick Tamland: I love... carpet.

Brick Tamland: I love... desk.

Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?

Brick Tamland: I love lamp.

Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?

Brick Tamland: I love lamp. I love lamp.

by Dave and the Mission September 11, 2009

487πŸ‘ 263πŸ‘Ž


I Love Money

trashy reality show involving cast members from even more trashy reality shows like I Love New York, Rock of Love, and Flavor of Love.

"Pumkin did WHAT on I Love Money? she eliminated CHANCE? go giirrl!"

by flaverrrr flayyv August 18, 2008

25πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


I love college

Asher roths first big hit. caused him to simultaneously gain both a grip of fans and haters. funny thing is that the song is a pretty big misrepresentation of asher roth on both accounts. causing him to be called a "white rich kid from college". try listening to songs such as G.R.I.N.D, muddy swim trunks, and battle me to get a real grasp of his work.

guy #1: asher roth is cool man why does he have so many haters?
guy#2: becuz of i love college people think hes a rich white college kid...
guy#1: hunh, i dont think you can control what your born into, and sense when is college a bad thing?
guy#2: i dunno man. hes lyrically badass and siick to listen to stoned.

by mr. solo dolo smokin August 20, 2010

31πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž