i see what you did there

A common turn of phrase on the internet, generally used as an expression of quiet, subdued admiration for one's wit. Especially appropriate after a particularly deft pun.

Person 1: You hear about that guy who stole all the plumbing fixtures from that house? He even took all the toilets. The police have nothing to go on.

Person 2: Heh. I see what you did there.

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Oh I see now

When you are being stubborn in a discussion and someone proves you wrong

Me: No man, the flight leaves at 11:00PM we need to go to the airport now!
Friend: Look, here are the tickets and it says 12:00AM, we still have an hour left
Me: Oh I see now!

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saying what i see

when you're arguing with someone about how they treat you or how they act so you point that out by "just saying what i see"

Vanessa: "You're always on your phone and you never make time for me."

Joe: "How can you say that? I just spent the whole day with you yesterday."

Vanessa: "Just saying what I see."

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can i see the full tity

when you want to see the full tity

can i see the full tity

I-see-a-cock-al-itus

Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to cock, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may accuse friends and/or family of sending them dick pics or pictures with hidden cocks in it, when in actuality there will be no cock in said photo. A small penis usually accompanies this.

Jason: I’m not opening this video there’s gonna be a dick…
(Ding dong)
Delivery man: “Pizza delivery for Jason!
Jason: “Go away i know you just want to show me your dick!
Bob: “you need to relax brother, it’s the pizza I ordered….why won’t you look at me right now?
Jason: “nice try but i know your dicks out”

Bob: “Jason I think you got a case of the

“I-see-a-cock-al-itus”

Damn, I see you gettin' it

when you see a couple together, you use this to describe what will probably happen later (sex). that would mean they are gettin' it.

Friend: We're going back to my room later tonight
Friend 2: Damn, I see you gettin' it!

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I See Right Through You

When a nigger sees right through you and knows every move you will make in the future

nigga:I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU MUTHERFUCKER
whiteboy: whatever bitch, white boy pulls out deagle.
nigga:FUCK YOU I SAW THAT COMING MUTHERFUCKER

Nigger blasted white boy in the face, white boy dies...

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