My boyfriend texted me this after i told him to not skip meals what the hell does it mean
Ye boi: what does i would eat all your meals mean?
The world: the world may never know
A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.
NEVER RUN!!!
Anddddd we lost.
When you would rather walk a certain amount of km's to your house from your current location in order to leave an uncomfortable environment.
"I would rather walk the 8k's home than deal with Sharon right now as she is making me feel really uncomfortable".
"I would tag u in a maggu"
If someone says this to you, it means they're attracted to you and they think that you're super attractive.
Oliver: "Hey"
Riley: "Hey, what do you think of my looks?"
Oliver: "I would tag u in a maggu"
Riley: "Thanks.."
Fu Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.
A sarcastic way of saying: yes I did but sarcasm funny
1: did you steal my muffins
2: *while holding muffins* NOOOOOO I WOULD NEVERRRR