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im wheezing

another way of saying I'm dead asf

T- Ay did you that he stacked

D- Im wheezing

by dhhdhd09 December 13, 2016

39๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


im gang

1. being in LOVE with someone or something
2. having strong feelings
3.being crazy about someone or something

im gang โ€˜bout this boy
this pizza is gang

by axeryn April 20, 2020


Im workin on it!!

Famously sputtered by the infamous chris chan while his Dad (Bob) Was demanding him to "Take down the internet!" This was more evidence of chris' heavy laziness.

Bob Chandler: Now get that god d* Stuff off of there and fast!

Chris: Im workin on it!! I wAs mAKiNG a YouTuBE VIdeO!

by Thishandleisntinuse June 1, 2020


im done

When you tried your best but you don't succeed...

You just throw your stuff.
Knock everything down.
Especially that picture of your significant other, if possible.
Scream "I'M FUCKING DONE!"
And leave your office/room/whatever.

It doesn't matter who hears you.
Not even if your parents live in the room below.
You are frustrated.
You are pissed off.
You need to open the vent.
Let some steam out.
Go out somewhere.
If you don't have a car, take a taxi instead.
If you have a car, you might not want it totaled.
Just take a taxi.
It might take a couple of hours,
And some heavy drinking, just to be sure.
But don't worry.
When you're done being done,
And it's dawn outside,
Go to bed.
Even if only for 5 minutes.
You might have work in 30.
If your boss complains next time you come in,
Tell him your code got corrupted.
Even if you don't work on a computer.
He'll understand,

and everything will work out.

...
But first throw a brick out of your window, just to be sure.
You just might kill the local pastor.

"IM DONE!" screamed your wife.
She stomped out the door,
took the car,
...
Oh crap. She took the car?!

by etaNiarne February 7, 2019

94๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Im a fan

A very large group of literal fans that can surely blow all your socks off.

Im a fan of you and I'll blow your socks off!

by Za Master December 19, 2019


phantom im

When someone you're talking to over AIM types something for a while, then backspaces it and doesn't send it, and you only knew they were about to say something because your IM client shows when they're typing something?

The backspaced IM is a "phantom im". It often really is something better left unsaid.
Sometimes confused with "typing something meant for someone else in the wrong window".

"I asked Mike what his phantom im was, but it was something I wish I hadn't asked about."

by tetrisgirl August 12, 2009


im gay

how you come out to people if you're gay

me: im gay
mum: ok

by hannahthesketchbook March 29, 2022

21๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž