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A british acid-rave sci-fi funk-punk band with 12 members. the name is german for my bike is broken.
Have you heard Meine Rad ist Kaputt
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An overly excessive amount of urine (pee). Usually contained in the diaper or underwear of a small child; though it has been known to be found in the underwear of those who have consumed excessive amounts of alcohol.
Holy shit!! Those are the pee-ey-ist pee pants I've ever seen on a baby. You must have peed a full 9 oz in those pee pants, Mac!! No wonder you've been so cranky and won't sleep. I just checked your diaper half an hour ago and here you've peed right thorough your pee pants, and onto your diaper shirt.
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A running joke among us Indians who always come late to any kind of fun events (parties, celebrations, attending religious worship, etc). We usually come 15 minutes to 30 minutes to an hour behind schedule due to laziness, procrastination, or having families who take forever to get ready.
It's also hypocritical cos we end up early for boring stuff like school and examinations because if we don't our parents will whip us for it.
"Hey Sanjay, you came here so late dude! you missed out on cake, shots, games, truth or dare! How did you get here?"
"Hey Jake, I only came here in Indian Standard Time (IST)"
"What do you mean Indian Standard Time?"
"you live only 20 minutes from me, so I left exactly at 7 pm when the party started, and then I realised I forgot to get your present halfway through, so I drove 10 minutes back home to get the present, only to realise my dog Sultan pissed on the couch so I spent another 20 minutes cleaning the couch, then I had to take a 20-minute shower to get the stench off me, and my girlfriend Preethi told me to do the dishes so I spent 20 minutes on the dishes, then on my way to your place the shortest route had a car crash, so I took the route that made me late by 30 minutes, and I'm here now!"
It's german for everything is mine
English person: What things you got here?
Foreigner: Alles hier ist meins
Is not defined by a synchronization of clocks within a geographical area or region, but is represented by one single person who's community has accepted that her time runs differently from everyone else. IST is represented not by time, but by phrases, where depending on what she says in her announcements, the community can determine when she will stream and plan accordingly. Usually no one plans accordingly and we just tease her about it.
There exists 4 distinct times that IST (Irene Standard Time) exists in:
"Irene is asleep"
"Irene is awake"
"Irene says she'll stream but goes to sleep"
And finally
"Irene says she'll stream in an hour but it's actually 6 hours"
german for u/spez is a son of a bitch
fuck spez.
ew u/spez is a literal pedo as he was active on /r/jailbait u/spez ist ein hurensohn
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When a tr00 black metaller calls out to his fellow black metal brethren. If you don't know, then you aren't trve so gtfo
Grim mf: Black metal..
Kvlt mf: Ist krieg!
Similarly, used as a statement, "Black metal ist krieg!"
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