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The logical error that assumes a perfect solution to a problem exists, and rejects proposed solutions on the grounds that they are imperfect solutions
Decriminalizing marijuana is a bad idea because there will still be the same problems associated with it
Perfect solution fallacy is rejecting a proposed solution on the grounds that it won't completely eradicate marijuana abuse
A plan or system that produces more energy than it uses while at the same time provides necessary products or services. Farming is the historic example. Solar panels, wind turbines and concentrated solar are also, but using new technology. So is biofuels.
Without a positive energy solution for the Western countries, economic collapse is a certainty.
Cutting off the tops of your socks with a pocket knife, in order to wipe your ass when no toilet paper or other paper products are available. Thus enabling you to keep the lower portion as a sock still. Most commonly used in the Latin american countries where toilet paper is precious. See also " Sock Monkey ".
I had an explosive case of Diarhhea in the Gas station bathroom before I realized there was no toliet paper or towels. However I was safe because I used the "Jack Baker Solution". THANKS JACK!
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The proposal that has been put forward by some men to make all women sex slaves as a solution to the problem of being rejected by women before the women even kmow anything about them.
What do you think about the final sex solution?
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(Noun) The Formula used to create a situation where a set number of people continue to drink endlessly for fun
Person A is an Enabler
Person B is an Enabler
Person A makes Person B drink
Person B makes Person A drink
Person A makes Person B drink
Person B makes Person A drink...and so on
thus creating an Infinity Drinking Solution
Usually a thick solution of Conditioner, Witch Hazel and Exfoliating Cream, used to make thick and creamy mixes of them, called infini-falls due to their property of taking long to fall in a tall container
Recipe
3 Parts Conditioner
1 Part Witch Hazel/Cornstarch/Water
1.5 Parts Exfoliating Cream/Lotion/Odorless Oil/Lotion
Infini-Fall Solutions are always fun!
The cliche "hard-and-fast solution," as in "American energy independence offers no hard-and-fast solutions," upon mishearing becomes a Pornality (q.v.) and figures into the more risque examples below:
"Liz, I've been drinking too much, there isn't going to be any harden-fast solution in bed tonight."
"Uncle Joe, I'm sorry your love life is on the skids but if you're looking for a harden-fast solution there's always Viagra."
Thom -- "Quick-setting concrete for your breezeway! That can be your harden-fast solution!" Timm -- "Don't talk dirty."
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