Sex position when the man inserts the nose into the womans vagina while holding a slab of meat (preferably beef) in the left hand and a star wars action figure in the right
Fucking hypocrite. He is a furry, claims to be bisexual, but everyone knows he is just fucking gay. Never bothers to do anything with his hair so it looks like a hot fuckin mess, always on his phone watching furry shit and will choke you if you provoke him
Ian’s a prick
Look into his eyes. Legend says if he likes you they will glow. Ian doesn't make liking you obvious but he can give small hints. I know an Ian and whenever I'm near him he always tries to act casual while trying to look at me. We were in library and he pretended to look at the ground but you know I saw his head tilt in my way ❤️ we all need ians
If Ian gives you this look 😄 or 😏 he may or may not like you
Ian is a bad boy and will steal your kids toes
Person 1: Did you here about Ian
Person 2: Yeah he tried to eat Jenny’s kids toes
he looks like an egg. end of story
is that an egg? oh wait its ian.
An extremely sweet guy with great legs. Ian is very awkward and doesn't like what everyone else does. Some might say he is a hipster. They usually like their own kind.
Girl: Gee, Ian was really awkward today.