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The love that no one even compares to. Not previous Loves, or futures Loves. The one who will be at the top of your list for the rest of your life. The one who ruins you for anyone else.
Torry: "Clint you are the love of my life, and the one i want to be with forever!"
Clint: "I know"
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When something or or several unlucky things happen to you and you just hate it. If you don't want to take shit from your life anymore, you say "fuck my life."
Tom just found out that he owes a lot of money to companies. On top of that, he has a huge deadline soon that he knows he can't make. Also, his girlfriend is really getting on his nerves lately. Tom is fed up with the shit that his life and luck has shat on him, so Tom said "Fuck my life."
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when someone suggests you do something so outrageous that it is an insult to your entire life.
Larry: Hey Jen, you wanna come over tonight? My parents are gone, and we can do whatever we like...
Jen: Uh...no. Not in your wildest dreams. You seriously just tried my life.
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A show that is on MTV about a teenage girl named Liz. She is in her senior year and is known to be "weird" by her fellow peers. The show may seem to be a reality show (due to camera work and editing) however it is indeed scripted.
Person 1: Hay did you watch My life as Liz on MTV last night?
Person: Of course! I love that show, and her dorky friends!
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person you want to spend the rest of your life with
Lindsey is the "love of my life"
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A famous vine video taken in a chipotle restaurant where a young boy uttered "chipotle is my life"
Mother: "Hey, wanna go to chipotle?"
Child: "Oh my god, I love chipotle!"
Father: "What buddy?"
Child: "Chipotle is my life!"
A website where not-so-average people post not-so-average stories, usually about Harry Potter, how much they hate Twilight (they really do hate it), pirates and ninjas, or how they engaged in a random lightsaber duel with their principal, and received a high-five for it. Most entries on the site beg the question "Really?"
Most entries consist of a fantastical story about how wonderfully whimsical their day was, or how awesomely nerdy and clever they are, followed by the phrase "MLIA", which is of course short for the rather untrue "my life is average".
--"Today, in chemistry class, my teacher came in dressed as Professor Snape, and taught us 'Potions' instead of regular chemistry. It's not even Halloween! my life is average."
--"I call bullshit."
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