Dirty Mao

A sexual act where, whilst in the doggystyle position, the male first inserts his index finger in his partner's anus to cover it in feces. Once his finger is sufficiently coated, he then reaches forward to his partner's face and smears it across her (or his) upper forehead, just under the hairline.

Assumed to have originated in China, the Dirty Mao may have been given its name due to the ubiquitous murals of Mao Zedong in which he is depicted with a very advanced receding hairline. The bald area is the target of the Dirty Mao, though an individual with a full head of hair can only receive it just under the hairline that they do have.

Yo dawg, while I was in Beijing, I tried to give this hottie the Dirty Sanchez. But she stopped me and made me put the skid mark on her forehead and told me that it's the Dirty Mao.

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le mao

This word is the french version of the well known lmao .
It's mostly used by guys that pretend to be french or anyone that just wants to bully the french.
Because it's spelling, the french won't know that you bully them.

French guy: "Salut comment ca va?"
Me: "Lemao"
French guy: "quoi?"
Me: "LE mao"
French guy: *runs home with tears in his eyes, while calling his mum*

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Mao Cheatdong

Old Guy who is cheating in Online Games
mostly spotted with a nice communist bobbel hat.

WTF! another Mao Cheatdong on the fucking server -_-....

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Ying Mao

A term used to describe an Asian person who is also Black.
They often enjoy playing ping pong and eating wice.

"Ying Mao isn't coming to school today he's staying at home to play Minecraft."

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ting mao

a. when said confrontationally, "you're done", "get the fuck out of my face", "i'm through with you"
b. said casually, "later", "take care", "bye"

Derived from the crazy Vietnamese soldier in the classic movie, The Deer Hunter, who was yelling "Tse mao!" when forcing De Niro and Walken to play Russian Roulette against each other.

(while throwing a punk out of your house party) "Ting mao, mutha fucka!"

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mao inhibitor

Multiple Anal Orgasim Inhibitor

If you take MAO inhibitors, consult your physicain before using many of todays commericals drugs, some whose commericals play regularly on television.

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Woo Jo Mao

1. A dirty cat.

2. A person who tries very hard to avoid taking showers.

1. "Hey there's a woo jo mao on the street! Don't touch it unless you want rabies."

2. "Monica is such a woo jo mao."

"How so?"

"She went to the beach today then got home and just went to bed without taking a shower."

"Wahh, she is one true woo jo mao!"