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National Kiss Jensen day

May 28th is national kiss Jensen day

I kissed him because its national kiss Jensen day

by LEVIisHOT May 28, 2022


Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.

Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome

by Lavynia April 2, 2018


Rilan Jensen

Prime definition of a simp. Someone who would rather get even an ounce of female attention at the cost of anything.

There goes Rilan Jensen again, with yet another shitty female he knows fucking sucks.

by Jaquezzz August 14, 2020


Jensen Mireles

When I first saw you, something changed. I
seen what true happiness looks like. I also saw
my future. And now, every time I look at you, I
see my world, my everything, my past present
and future. I see everything I want. You are my
everything. You are my world. You are
constantly in my mind. You know how to
brighten up my day just by saying hi. You are
the most amazing friend . Ur my ex but nothing would stop me from nott loving you. I could ever want.
You've truly made me happier than I thought I
could be. I am so in love with you. And the best
part is, I fall in love with you more and more
every day and with every word you say. You've
helped me do things I never thought I could
do. You've helped me be happy. You've helped
pick me up. You've helped cheer me up. You've
helped show me what love really is. You've
helped with so much more too. I could be here
for the next week saying everything you've
done and helped me. I love you so much. So
much more than I could ever explain. So much
more than you will ever know. Actually mean
so much to me. I wouldn't trade you for
anything.

Jensen mireles is an amazing person.i love uu smm

by Allena Tardy June 19, 2022


Jensen Ackles

A man who needs to run me over.

I want Jensen Ackles to punch me in the face and run me over with his impala

by lolgoaway September 19, 2023


Jensen Oswald

Jensen is an awesome dude who’s 6 feet tall, gets all the bitches and has a 7 inch cock.

Wow, that guy must be Jensen Oswald.

by himothy69420 December 4, 2024


Levi Jensen

A really good norwegian christian evangelist, Thinking that hes fans are actually christian.

Hey, you wanna watch levi jensen's bibelhour later?

by lilSund February 9, 2019