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Ingrid is a girl who has blond hair with a little curiosity. Her eyes are magic, blue and green. She is funny and has a very good ass. Ingrid does not have to try to make herself beautiful, she is already wonderful.
The finest price you can win is Ingrid's heart.
Dude 1: Who is it?
Dude 2: Ingrid, sure she is beautiful.
Dude 3: She's amazing.
Dude 2 and 1: Hell yea
If you are an Ingrid, can you marry me?
A girl who is fat, lazy and always thinks she is the victim. She might not even know she is smelly and makes everybody uncomfortable being around her. She laughs like a goat and has snorty nose. She spends all day being a lazy ass on the bed, not doing anything, smelling her own farts and cries. She thinks she was being bullied at school but in fact, everybody was trying to be nice to her, but they could not stand her smell. She might be young but looks like 50.
A: Do you know Ingrid?
B: I don't know her
A: The one who is smelly and always laughed awkwardly
B: Aaaa yea
A Chris usually loves an Ingrid more, and that is just about the end of decision.
Chris: I love you more.
Ingrid: Yes, I know.
The one girl that sends snapchats of her hammie stretches that a guy named Adam would object with a passion. Typically a midget that will provide her height to the quarter inch in order to say she is not a midget.
Ingrid told me the other day that she will be 5’1 and 3 quarters after one month of good morning hammie stretches.
That girl that sends snapchats at the gym of her good morning hammie stretches. Typically a midget that provides their “mental height” but also provides their physical height to the quarter inch.
Despite being 6’2 mentally, Ingrid told me that after doing a month of good morning hammie stretches, she will finally be 5’1 and 1/4”
The prettiest girl ever on the face of the earth
Look at her! She must be a Ingrid
Amazing, smart, and beautiful. So cute and very gay. Every girl likes her. Tysn
Every girl: woah shes hot
Ingrid: yeah i know