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any of various injuries accrued in a mosh pit where you and your nerd buddies are playing virtual instruments on their blackberries in lieu of a band.
Leon "Dudes, I just went to Mike's sweet party and there were a bunch of nerds from the IT department there playing the Star Wars Theme Song on their Blackberries, and I was totally rocking out and hit my head on Mike's pocket protector and it bled everywhere.
Other dudes, much more cool than Leon "Dang, man, sounds like a pretty bad IT band injury."
Hollow Knight: Moth damn it I got a head injury.
Hornet: You good?
Hollow Knight: No.
“We’re gonna take an tv time out as #21 has suffered a groin injury”
An injury suffered usually by an older person who has hurt themselves by flailing their limbs and hitting objects while playing wii.
My brother hit the glass windows twice today and got a wii injury while playing Lego star wars.
An injury (usually very minor) that a star or important player sustains right before or during a big game. This usually occurs when the player knows that they have no chance of winning and decides to save face. This allows these players to say things like "We would have won if I played" or "We only lost because I was injured" further protecting their reputation.
Joe: Did you hear, Lebron cant play in game four of the NBA Championships, he injured his big toe.
RJ: Haha, thats such a Choke Injury, he knows that the Lakers are just going to win tonight and end the series in a sweep.
Repeatedly showing pleats in which players are badly injured, especially in American football.
“Why do they keep showing Mahomes’ ankle getting sprained? It’s just injury porn”
The most amazing law firm in the southeast. The original use of the term and has no relation to the horrible story writing of a certain individual on a certain app.
“Wow! OMG MOM INJURY LAWYERS has such an amazing name and they really fight for me!