A woman/man who is short enough to view their significant others' genitals without crouching more than 2 feet.
Jake: Hey bro that girl short af
Alex: Yeah dude she's at Fancy Bulge Inspector (FBI) height
Le tit inspector can see and feel any tits they may like to verify they are real and the size of them when every they want.
Wow dude your a le tit inspector, cool where can I become one
A ledgendary dance move originating from the north east of Scotland, believed to have been created by the dancer known as 'Disco'.
Disco was rockin' the spring inspector tonight.