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An insult aimed (sometimes pointlessly) towards your mother usually to make you feel embarrased and uncomfortable. It can also be used as a last gasp insult, where the speaker runs out of ideas and consequentally insults your mother.
Mother Insult eg.
Person 1: "I like this new show on tv."
Person 2: "I like your mum."
Man 1: "I like the taste of this."
Man 2: "I like the taste of your mum."
Guy 1: "I was hit hard in football the other day..."
Guy 2: "Your mum was hit hard the other day."
Guy 1: "Really? By who?"
Guy 2: "By me."
Guy 1: *Uncomfortable shiver*
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A dipute between two factions mainley consisting if insults which may or may not involve mothers depending on the agreement between participents
Guy:dude u owned that guy in that insult war
Dude:thanks man i am pretty awesome at those things
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Fuchsia Fuck, Dick Dictator, Vagrant Vagina
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An insult made by a squeaker that is usually very good or horrible in every way possible.
Random kid: Well at least the amount of cancer I have doesn't make me lose my sperm count
Random guy: Ohhhh that squeaker coming in with the playground insults
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The term for a friend or roommate who's decided to get a little salty, and has nothing to say but meaningless insults.
Jordan: Ha, I hear you dying over there again Nick, Asche Sucks!
Nick: Wow, thanks Captain Insult.
not "ur mom"
person A: "you're an idiot"
person b: *doesnt say "no ur mom", instead chooses to find a clever and unique comeback not said 50+ times a day by middle schoolers who spend all day jerking off to wattpad smut*
person a: "wow what a witty insult! you're so cool!"
When you or someone else insults someone in their head
Can be used while also saying something nice outloud
Timmy: Hey buddy I got the iphone 6+
Tommy: (thinking) why don't you shut the fuck up u faggot I'm bout to slap the tiny dick off you
Tommy: (saying) oh that's cool Timmy
Timmy: (thinking) the fuck did u just mental insult me u retarded meatball