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A person below a 7 who you make a connection with early in the night who you know for sure is into you. If you don't end up with anything better at the end of the night you fall back on your insurance policy. Never get caught referring to somebody as an insurance policy.
I'm just going to take the insurance policy.
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When you flush the toilet multiple times to prevent it from overflowing.
a: Dude, why did you flush like 5 times in my bathroom?
b: Flood Insurance dude.
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Overpaid, cheap-assed, brainless and under-educated person empowered with the duty to deny medical treatment or the payment of money to one who is injured as a result of an accident. Related to Satan, and obviously a Bush loving Republican.
That friggin' insurance adjuster won't authorize my surgery despite my doctor saying I need it immediately because of my accident.
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Insurance for this phone DOES exist
Especially for 1st Generation iPhones
Especially for iPhones located in Charlotte
Don't pay attention to what google or at&t says....URBAN DICTIONARY is telling you (yes you...PRESTON NORALES) that insurance for the first generation iPhone does actually exist annnnd if YOU don't have it..you're stupid.
I have insurance on my iPhone, you?
Hey sally...got iPhone insurance?
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A lady with breasts large enough to protect her nose from being injured should she fall flat on her face.
Wow, those girls have got plenty of nose insurance.
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a type of insurance one would purchase before a game of basketball for when one is guarding a player who will "break ones' ankles" by crossing one up (changing direction) so hard that one falls over due to the sudden change in movement. this refers to the fact that ones' ankles have been "broken" like another bone in ones' body would be, hence the need for insurance.
see ankle breaker for more info on the act of breaking ones' ankles
Kobe: I gotta guard Curry today
LeBron: Shit dude you better get some ankle insurance
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insurance for electronic devices or valuable objects that is needed if you are a ginger or have ginger friends
guy 1: dude the red headed kid just dropped ur phone in that puddle
guy 2: its straight homes.. i have ginger insurance
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