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Internet

A series of dark caves, made up mostly of seven year old Minecraft players and forty year old trolls. Beware!

John: This creepy dude is stalking me over the internet.
Joe: hmm
John: Dammit joe!

by Mumflr Fumperdink January 6, 2018


Internet

What you're using right now.

It's called the Internet.

by Shibot_246 October 2, 2020


Internet

Cancer.

Damnit. My porn on the beautiful internet caused cancer infected boils on my dick.

by bigcronk69 January 19, 2017


Internet

Ironically, one of the only places where you can't find any help on computer issues.

I try to look up how to fix my bluetooth settings on the internet and all I get are these horrible computer magazines that don't understand what they're doing.

by AtheistExtremist October 29, 2017


Internet

The Place You Go To See Dogs Fuck Eachother

I Watch Pornhub On The Internet

by ToeMaster64 November 10, 2018


Internet

where bitter people with no social lives and a deep affection for cats and/or dogs gather to rant about pop culture

"God, Miley Cyrus's VMA's performance was -"
"Godawful? Yeah, I talked to some of my Internet friends about it."

by snoopdog October 20, 2013


Internet

Life...

You can love the Internet, and you can hate the Internet.

by Wolfgang Harvey May 4, 2017