When your significant other is horny 24/7 and you’re starting to get annoyed with it.
Dude, my girlfriend is giving me a serious case of Irrigation Irritation
When someone is an "irritate fuck" he's annoying to the point you can't think of anything else to offend him and you just throw a "fuck" in the sentence.
Hey, can I come over to your place and hang out? x10
Omg! Stop talking you irritate fuck! If I knew your excistence was that pathetic, I would commit suicide...
That one friend that is so clingy and brags about her life when you have less than her and acts popular and lies about being with people but the person is right next to you.
Ale: Wow she's lying about stuff and saying she's with name but she really isn't with her.
Me: Ya, a irritating friend
Refers to a semi-serious malady whereby an impatient/cantankerous person habitually "whimpers 'n' growls" using long drawn-out wordless/meaningless noises that, if written out phonetically, would consume a whole lotta letters other than consonants, such as "Aaaaaaaaaarrgghhhuuuuuuuuuhhhhh...!" or, "Eeeeeeeeeennnggguuuuuuuuuhhh...!"
I never take my spoiled-rotten teenage cousin along on family shopping-trips anymore... the lengthy wait-times between stores, our unwillingness to purchase the unnecessary/overly-expensive items he desires, our inability to go around to all the places he wants to visit, and the late hour that we usually get home all conspire to give him a major case of irritable vowel syndrome, and this constant fretting takes all the cheerfulness out of the trip for everyone else.
When playing scrabble and you keep getting vowels, turn after turn, even when you exchange tiles.
I cannot believe it, this is the third turn I am only getting vowels in this Scrabble round, I must have Irritable vowel syndrome (I.V.S.)!
A canine condition that causes your pup to growl at imaginary things, like when you chain them out late at night to go to the bathroom, or when you’re trying to sleep. Also characterized by barking for no apparent reason.
My dog Mutley growled and barked all night about nothing, he must have Irritable Growl Syndrome.
when your pipe runs out of weed and it becomes angry, also known as IBS (irritable bowls syndrome)
my pipe has irritable bowls syndrome and is angry