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A piece of deepity used by the unthinking part of the left to disguise their actual views, both from themselves and from others.
To the extent that it is true, it is unremarkable: all countries are fake, Palestinians are not (on average) any more or less indigenous to the area than Israelis are, and both Zionism and Palestinian nationalism are recent inventions that are only possible in the context of the broader invention of nationalism in recent centuries.
To the extent that it is false, it is very important to stress its falsehood: Israel has real, material power, and its oppression of Palestinians is very real, material, and immediate. It needs real, material, immediate relief, not abstract philosophical musings.
Zionist: ARE YOU DENYING THAT ISRAEL HAS THE RIGHT TO EXIST?
Leftist: Jews have the right to exist; Israel doesn't because it is an abstraction that necessarily should never take precedence over the lives of...
Unthinking leftist: Israel is FAKE.
Leftist: Look shut up and go play in /r/ChapoTrapHouse while serious people have a discussion
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A peace treaty between Taiwan and Israel that made both countries get much higher, so high.
Guy1: "Taiwan Peace!"
Guy2: "Taiwan Peace Israel!"
Guy1: "Can we get much higher? So high, ohh oh oh... Oh oh ohhhhhh..."
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One person has a rock, another has an AK-47, thru shoot you and you throw rocks at them and start to cry.
It’s giving Palestine-Israel Conflict
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A phrase used to describe someone who has the prettiest eyes.
Wow! He has such israel eyes.
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The 12 tribes of Israel are descendants of Jacob later change his name to Israel the 12 tribes are all black they are not Latino or Native American that is a lie
Twelve Tribes of Israel consists of all black people No Other Nation is included
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The sons born to Jacob, who’s name was changed to Israel, with the exclusion of Dan, and the increasing of the tribe of Joseph which is Ephraim and Manasseh.
Rueben, Simeon, Levi, Judah, Naphtali, Gad, Asher, Issachar, Zebulon, Ephraim, Manasseh, Benjamin.
The twelve tribes of Israel are known today as the Blacks, Hispanics, and Native American Indians.
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Yeah, I mean... It sounds like the Palestinians were being wildly oppressed by a Jewish ethno-state... I mean, 4 hours of electricity a day!?
Hym "Hey... Remember how I was all 'Hey, guys, if I'm going to be dehumanized and forced to live a life of privation there's no reason not to rape and murder a bunch of people?' You guy remember that? No? 'You get what you deserve?' Ringing any bells? It's fun to have the things I say validated by cause and effect over time. I probably could have told you that was going to happen, like...
If you've been reading this for a while... And you knew what was going on in the Gaza strip... The Hamas attack on Israel shouldn't be all that much of a surprise to you... I'm like a genius sociologists... And I told you that that would happen if you were doing the thing that was happening there, so.... Is that not the exact progression of events unfolding in the exact way I said they would unfold? You know what? I've crafted a little scene here. Hold on... I almost forgot... CORRECT AGAIN!!!"
Idiot 1 "Hey, man. You think dehumanizing and depriving people is gonna like... Make them want to rape and/or murder use?"
Idiot 2 "Nuh-uh! They're not going to do NOTHING (A thing my bitch ass brother actually said to me)!"
Hamas *Proceeds to do a hell of a lot more than nothing*
Hym "Which is why we should all be thankful I don't take myself as seriously as you all seem to take yourselves. So, in retrospect, which to you prefer? THIS or THAT? Did I do the wrong thing here? Nah, you love it. I was right. Thus was the CORRECT response. But unfortunately you're all not very amenable to reason and struggle to learn lessons. I blame a broad and general cognitive deficiency. So... Yeah... Correct again. Did you think for a second I wouldn't gloat? Did you watch the news and think 'Yeah, Hym knows better than to touch on THIS ONE, right guys?' Well... We can't all be right all the time. Only I can do that. And ONLY because I'm better than everyone."
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