Mommy Issues

These issues can be present themselves in any gender, but may symptoms may present differently across genders. An individual who's toxic attributes in any of their relationships is, at least in part, attributal to having a strained or distant relationship with their mother (e.g. Elizabeth). Alternatively, one who may have been over-nurtured by their mother (#sheltered e.g. Norman Bates).

Mommy issue's are generated from having mother that must include at least one of the behaviors listed below:
-Gaslighting

-Failure to validate or acknowledge her child's emotions
-Treating child as incapable of taking care of themselves
-Dismissive
-Absent
-Overbearing

Someone with mommy issues exhibits some or all of these behaviors listed below:
-Manipulative
-Distorted self image
-Lack of empathy
-Self-centered
-Delusional

-Insecure attachments (particularly in romantic relationships)
-Witholding (i.e. depriving others of emotional support for for leverage)
-Lack of objectivity

"That girl has bordeline personality disorder" - Guy 1

"No dude, she just has mommy issues. Have you met her mom? She's psycho" - Guy 2

shower issue

A shower issue is the person, thing, event, problem, etc. which you ponder hardly on while taking a shower.

"When I was in the shower this morning I couldn't stop thinking about that loner kid who came in at work last night and ordered 15 pizzas. What was he up to? ... It was so my shower issue today, dude."

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Skill issue

When you suck completely at something, and your friends calls you out on it

Guy 1: I just can't clear this level
Guy 2: Sounds like a skill issue to me

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Trust issues

A person with trust issues may harbor negative beliefs about trust and may find themselves thinking limiting thoughts, such as:

“I can never let my guard down.”

“If I open up I will only get hurt again.”

“Everybody is out to get me.”

A person with these kinds of thoughts may construct social barriers as a defense mechanism to ensure that trust is not lost again. These barriers are often a person’s way of avoiding the pain, rejection, or guilt associated with mistrust.

I have Trust issues that's why I don't say how I feel.

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Crust Issues

When someone eats the pizza and leaves the crust.

Bro #1: Bro, you gonna eat the crust? It's the best part.

Bro #2: Naw, bro. I got crust issues.

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Trust issues

Lack of trust in a relationship, due to shady behavior by one or both partners.

When will you get married?

Long road ahead.

Why?

Trust issues.

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First Issue

Semen

A male's first discharge of jizz by way of any sexual act

We are so proud, Sandeep produced his first issue at scout camp this weekend