You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance

A song by A Day To Remember written about when you're playing Call Of Duty. An enemy is five feet behind you, and in attempt to kill you, they waste time fumbling to throw a grenade instead of shooting you. In the time it takes them to do that, you turn around kill them effortlessly.

Brett: Dumb ass computer. He was standing behind me and in the time it would have taken to shoot me, instead he pulled out a grenade.

Josh: What a retard.

Brett: Totally. I killed him while he was still taking it out. He could have just shot me on the spot and killed me! You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance, CPU.

Josh: Yeah.

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Don't make me swing on you bro

1. One of the greatest lines ever as seen on the greatest television show: Workaholics.

2. A quote to use when you and one or more people are arguing over something minor and a compromise cannot be made.

Blake: "Our dragon is going to seal the deal, Cee Low Green style!"

Adam: "Uh yeah definately, but his name is Reptar."

Blake: "But its actually Cee Low Green."

Adam: "Don't make me swing on you bro!"

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Don't Call Me, I'll Call You

What you say to someone when you don't want to talk to them.

Mariah: Don't call me, I'll call you.

Marshall: Aight. Be waitin.

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screw me once fuck you twice

A bit like fool me once shame on you. You know that thing even George Bush had trouble remembering. This is more along the lines of : Yes I'll be angry the first time and no you won't be forgiven.

a. I'm sorry I threw that drink in your face forgive me?

b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.

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let me do it for you

A borzoi dog with a long mouth. He always do it for you.

Kanye: This is it…
Borzoi: Let me do it for you!
Kanye: No, not this time!
*Borzois jumps down*

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You fuck with me, you stuck with me

When you make friends with a stage 5 clinger and for your own safety you have no choice but to stay friends with them until one of you dies.

Girl: "That's too crazy..."

Friend : "Sorry sista, You fuck with me, you stuck with me"

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good for you you look happy and heathy not me if you ever cared to ask

good for you olivia rodrigo lyrics main thing

Olivia- GOOD FOR YOU YOU LOOK HAPPY AND HEATHY NOT ME IF YOU EVER CARED TO ASK :)

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