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Cumming on a persons face and chest then shinning a flashlight in their eyes.
She got on her knees, handed me a flashlight and asked for the ivory chandelier. I think Im in love.
This two-word term quickly describes the mindset of an entity who is as certain as possible with the obvious possible exception of being mistaken by reason of being human, all members of said species being prone to make mistakes.
The term is derived from the 19th century slogan of Ivory Soap, first sold in 1879 with the taglines "It Floats" and it's "99 and 44/100 Percent Pure."
The strangely precise figure was derived from independent laboratory tests conducted in 1881 that discovered that Ivory soap only contained 0.56% impurities. Impurities in this sense meaning anything other than fat or alkali, the basic content of most soap." So, qualifying any statement with the addition of the term "Ivory-sure" means being as sure as is humanly possible.
"Are you sure that your cousin won't spoil our little party?"
"Ivory-sure, friend. The party is on."
Being sauced to the point of no recollection.
"You will be fine, i doubt you would get ivoried."
When semen is liberally applied to the upper lip of a recipient or recipients.
He totally gave those twins matching ivory mustaches.
Male: Using a urinal or a toilet bowl to urinate.
Gonna go hang over the ivory, be right back!
Spiritual element to people and the earth, can bring joy to one's life with great friendship! But can also cause heartache if treated the wrong way.
I wouldn't having blue ivory , but I'm not ready for long term relationship.
A cool ass nigga with a big dick. Most likely has really well known and funny.
Girl: “who is he”
Other girl: “Oh that’s just Ivori he has so much BDE”