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THE BIGGEST SIMP OF ALL
person1: is that jp
person2: no thats our simp lord
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Acronym for junior partier. It is used to describe someone who is not down for a party or fun time. Someone who will not partake in fun events, drink more beer, etc.
"Hey James, you want to see who will have a longer keg stand?"-Mike
"Naw dude"-James
"Dude, don't be such a jp."-Mike
"Fine, let's do it"-James
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Acronym for Jewish Positioning System.
Used to describe a Jewish person with extraordinary urban directional skills.
A JPS is highly skilled in reading street maps, street signs, bus transfer maps, and tour guides.
if we didn't have Isaac, our JPS, we never would have gotten where we needed to go.
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Jp is the type of person to care for lots of people whether it’s someone hurt emotionally or someone hurt physically. They’re both chill, laidback and also athletic and smart. Jp is one of the most charming and kind hearted people you will ever meet. They sometimes have their moments where they want to shut out the world but if they truly care about you - they’ll put their heart and soul to make sure you’re the happiest you can be. They’re also a very private person when it comes to personal issues and will only tell the people they trust the most (which isn’t a lot).
Person A: “Yo, did you hear what happened with Jp and *****?”
Person B: “Nah idk anything that happened. Why?”
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A sequence in this specific order:
Jerk-Poop-Shower
Yo man, I'm gonna go home tonight and JPS it.
I JPS'd it so hard last night.
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The Jewish problem or the JP; is a very real phenomenon in which one comes to a realization after observing the JQ or (Jewish Question) and comes to a realization, it's no longer a question, but a very distinct and clear PROBLEM.
SEE ALSO: JQ ALT RIGHT ZIONISM YIDS TOUCH KIDS ELITES PALASTINIAN GENOCIDE THE GREAT REPLACEMENT
Listen Mom, I know you're a Boomer and Dad is a bit of a cuck... but I'm trying to tell you, because I love you! This JQ is a JP!!! Love you Mom
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