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Someone who hates jabronis or actively roots against them. Some (but not all) anti jabronis show hostility towards jabronis.
Did you hear what Antonio Brown said to Eric Weddle?
Yeah, he tweeted “Bro I don’t even know you don’t call me AB that’s my NFL name dummy ! I’m not on your team never been shut your mouth Jabroni”
Wow, now that is what I call an anti jabroni
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1. A person who claims to support socialism, while shilling for billionaire cronyarchs.
2. A dunce and/or hypocrite who attacks free-market capitalism, but defends crony capitalism.
This crony jabroni out here talking about why he hates capitalism in a Facebook post.
The Stoney Jabroni is a chronic chronic smoker. As this carnivore of cannibus crusises through life, puffing the magic dragon is a daily, often hourly event they pause only for the occasional yoga class or drug test. They will smoke before, during and after work, even on breaks to walk the dog. Overall, the Stoney Jabroni will end up melting into the couch and being the spokesperson for the local "Don't end up like this." PSA
"Shit that kid is a Stoney Jabroni"
"Look at that Stoney Jabroni, he looks like a pile of week old mash potatoes left in the sun."
"Next time we go over to Stoney Jabroni's house, make sure we bring our own febreeze, that place smelled like Snuf-a-lupogous' chode"
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The Jabroni Quotient is the percentage of males , from New Jersey / New York / Connecticut , infecting a particular event , place, or town. Creating a negative experience.
Dude I tried to go to the Sopranos Screening last night at the Theatre and Jabroni Quotient was maxing out , I had to get out of there.
Dude, check out this Jabroni Tail!
When I went down on him, I noticed he had the sweetest Jabroni Tail!
A jabroni stuck in a time period falling between the mid 1990's and 2010 that rocks Coogi, Roca Wear, Tommy Hilfiger, etc. and wears doo rags, sag their pants to their knees and has gold teeth.
Tyrone is such a thug jabroni he's still wearing XXL shirts even though he's 150 lbs.
Lorenzo's got that Caprice on 24's that he listens to Trick Daddy in all trebled out, what a thug jabroni.
Carl is the only whit boy I know that braids his hair and has gold teeth. He wishes he was a thug jabroni.
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n. One who especially excels at becoming or being a Jabroni.
Are you a regular Jaborni or a Super Jabroni?
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