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While at a concert, on the second tier a man jumps off the ledge performing a perfect front flip, while performing the flip he shits and cums all over the crowd.
hey did you see john last night? he pulled off a jacksonville jumping jack.
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The Weirdo Jacksonville Slapper is a carefully timed maneuver. The W.J.S must be performed immediately after receiving a tattoo of a partners name. While the tattoo is fresh and still an open wound, the man who's name has been tattooed ejaculates on the woman's fresh tattoo. Immediately following the ejaculation the man will apply a firm slap to the tattoo in order to properly set the ink and claim his rightful territory.
Best performed on a first date! That is how the maneuver originated!
The W.J.S is the 8th deadly sin!
I just performed a Weirdo Jacksonville Slapper with my Old lady!
A sexual position where a woman who is seated in front of two standing men grabs hold of their penises and vigorously masturbates them.
My bro and I picked up a super-fly chick at the bar last night. She said she was cool for anything, so we recommended a Jacksonville Javelin-Toss
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a bunch of broke ass niggas who live in the hood and go to school for the moral support for the teachers
Person 1: you go to Jacksonville high school?
Person2:yea
Person 1: your a broke ass nigga
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When you pull the extra skin from your sack and pull it up over your entire grundle.
"I freaked my girlfriend out when I showed her my Jacksonville jock-strap."
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(noun): One partner defecates, rolls the excrement into a small ball, and forcibly feeds it to the other party.
I'm sorry about my bad breath. Teri and I were up all night doing Jacksonville Donut Holes.
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