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The gay version of Jacob and usually a snitch.
Me when I pop a bag of chips open at lunch: Jakob did it!
Tracker: JAKOB PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE NOW!
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An Idiotic Ugly Freak Whom Follows You As If You Were Friends!
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A horrible person who nobody likes who is way too clingy
guy 1: Should i call Jakob
Guy 2: no just call Martin who is so much better instead
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Someone who takes forever to finish a job and gives up on it very easily and is in love with penis
Who’s the new kid he’s kinda sus
YEAH his names Jakob he’s mad gay
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A dirty jakob is an akward sex act in a fake fake taxi, where one moment the driver is wearing shades, and the other moment the 3 petite japanese girls are naked having an orgy while listening to hardstyle EDM
Guy nr 1: Hey bro, were you just driving with the 3 petite japanese girls?
Driver: sure did, did a dirty jakob
Guy nr 2: thats epic, no simping in here
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A ginger mother fucker who majestically swims the ocean under the satanic moon every 666 years.
Man 1: "holy shit what is that??"
Man 2: "it's just the ginger Jakob Walrus."