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The day were you embarrass yourself in front of your crush\partner.
Martha: Hey Jimmy! Look at this! *starts booty shaking*
Jimmy (Martha's crush): Can you stop! You are embarrassing yourself. And since we are out in public you are embarrassing me! I know its Jan 26 but please stop!
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People born on this day are super cool. Who cares about your fucking zodiac people born on January 6th are cool.
Woah! That girl is so cool she’s born jan 6!
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A sentence used to sarcastically dismiss another person's obviously fictitious story.
It originated in the 1995 movie "The Brady Bunch", a parody take on the TV series of the same name.
In one of the earlier scenes of the movie, Jan, one of the Brady children, wants to impress her family and makes up an obviously completely made-up story about having started dating a boy named George Glass at her school, every time someone in her family inquires about this boy, she keeps piling on the lies up until her older sister Marcia ends the conversation with a curt "Sure, Jan." faking agreement but clearly being so done with Jan's crap.
Donald Trump:
"The aid my administration brought to Puerto Rico was a complete success, we did better than any other administration before!"
Everybody else:
"Sure, Jan."
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The phrase 'not happy Jan' was popularised by an Australian Telstra ad realised in 2002. It quickly entered the Aussie vernacular.
It is used when someone is pissed off at another person (who doesn't necessarily need to be called Jan) for stuffing up in a stupid way and has inconvenienced you - but is used when more annoyed than actually angry.
Argh! I can't believe that the postman hasn't delivered my package today! NOT HAPPY JAN!
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He is a really amazing person, who will understand you in every lifetime! He´s just the best person on Earth. He has an awesome name and just looks awesome in all lifetime situations
Wow! I wish I had a friend like Jan-Philipp
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